007 James Bond Soundtrack Lyrics

The following are my adapted lyrics from some of the theme tunes from the James Bond movies. Please send your thoughts and suggestions to me at andrew@glynn4060.fsnet.co.uk I am usually always on my MSN Messenger program in the evenings from 4pm to late at night GMT time. Unless I am out with my co-writers Roland and Sean. I have a web cam and a mic for video conferencing over MSN and would like to meet face to face anyone who likes this stuff. If anyone does not like this stuff, then come onto MSN so that i can tell you to go fuck yourself. Thankyou.

007 James Bond (the Crap Songs)
soundtrack lyrics

From Prussia With Hate (Lionel Bart) Performed by Matt Monro
From Prussia with love I drive to you
Much wiser since my goodbye to you.
I've travelled the world to learn
I must return from Prussia with avengance.

I've seen places, faces and smiled for a moment
But oh, you followed me so.
Still my tongue tied young pride would not let my hate for you show
In case you'd call the cops.

To Prussia I flew but there and then
I suddenly knew you'd flee again.
My running around is through.
I fly to you from Prussia with weapons.

Goldthingy (Leslie Buiscuit and Anthony Newkey) Performed by Shitty Bassalt
Goldthingy.
He's the man, the man with the tiny dick.
A spiders cock.
Such a cold thingy
never used coz he is a total twat
A total twat.

Golden words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear.
For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her.
It's the kiss of death from

Mr. Goldthingy.
Pretty girl beware of this dick so small.
This dick is shit.

Golden crap he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear.
For a golden girl knows when shaged her.
It's the fuck of death from

Mr. Goldthingy.
Pretty girl beware of this dick so small.
This dick is cold.
He loves only gold.
Only gold.
He loves gold.
He loves only gold.
Only gold.
He loves repeating things.

Thunderballs (Don Black) Performed by Tom Jones
He always bounces while others walk.
He mastubates while other men just talk.
He looks at this world and wants it anal
So he strikes his Thunderballs

He knows the meaning of address.
His needs are more so he gives head.
They call him the winner who takes anal
And he strikes his Thunderballs.

Any woman he wants he'll not meet.
He won't get any movie part without a pet.

His days of drinking are not gone.
His fight goes on and off and on.
But he thinks that the fight is worth a pound.
So he strikes his Thunderballs.

You Only Suck Twice (Leslie Bricusse) Performed by Nancy Sinatra
You only suck twice, or so it seems.
One suck for yourself and one for your dreams.
You drift through the years and crap seems tame
'Till one dream appears and anal is its name.

And love is a stranger who'll suck on you.
Don't think of the danger, or the stranger is gone.

This dream is for you so pay the price.
Make one dream come true, you only suck twice.

And anal is a stranger who'll beckon you on.
Don't think of the danger, or the stranger is gone.

This dream is for you so pay half price.
Make one dream come true, you only suck twice.
(Not in my case of course)

Diamonds are Expensive (Don Black) Performed by Shirley Bassey
Diamonds are expensive.
They are all I need to empty the bank.
They can assimilate and freeze me
They might leave in the fight.
There's is fear that they might desert me.

Diamonds are expensive.
Hold up a millionare if you want one.
Touch it, stroke it and undress it.
I can see in the dark,
Something hides in the SWAT van to hurt me.

I don't need love,
For what good will love do me?
Diamonds never help me.
For when my voice is gone
They'll get more expensive.

Diamonds are expensive.
Sparkling 'round my little bank book.
Unlike men, the diamonds pay for meals;
Ben is a mere mortal who is not
Worth going to your pension office for.

I don't need love,
For what good will love do me?
Diamonds never help me.
For when my voice is gone
They'll get more expensive.

Diamonds are expensive, expensive, expensive.
Diamonds are quite costly, expensive, shiny.
Forever or so.

Live on the air (Paul and Linda McCartney) Performed by Paul McCartney and Wings
When you were young and your pussy was open for a fuck
You used to say live on the air.
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did).
But if this ever changing world in which we live in
Make you give a crap and Lie
Say live on the air.
Live on the air.
Live on the air.
Live on the air.

What does it matter to ya?
When you got a Blow job to do you gotta do it well.
You gotta give the other fellow head!

You used to say live on the air.
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did).
But if this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you want to fuck at 14.
Say live on the air.
Live on the air.
Live on the air.
Live on the air.