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The following is a short unfinneshed story about a card captor. If you have seen the television series you will know who this person is. The first story was by Sean Cartwright, and the second one is where I Andrew Glynn took the piss out of it! Great stuff!!

                                          CARDCAPTORS 2

Introduction
Many years ago there was once an ancient city, this was no ordinary city. This city was a gateway to other worlds.
The people of this city lived in harmony with the animals of these worlds, until one day the creatures of these worlds turned against the people of the city, destroying most of the city until an ancient master fought the creatures off. The city was soon rebuilt but the threat of the creatures attacking again would not go away, so many people left the city in search of a safer place to live, not all of the people left, the master who had saved the city choose to stay behind and guard the stones the city was protecting. The stones where called, the stone of knowledge, the stone of power, the stone of life, and the stone of darkness. These stones would give whoever held them the power to rule the worlds.

STORY
Present-day
In present day Japan, in the town of Reedington a young girl called Sakura is making her way to school with her friend Madison, when they run into a boy named Julian.
This boy was no ordinary boy; he possessed the power to change forms. His first form was that of the boy Julian, his second was that of one of the protesters of the book of clow. Sakura was on ordinary girl either; she possessed magical powers and was able to use the power of a creation of a man called Clow Reed called the clow cards. These cards had a magic all of there own. Sakura was made card captor when she accidentally released the cards. She was then made master of the cards when she defeated the 2nd guardian of the book of clow. Unfortunately her adventures didn’t stop there. Now there is a new force challenging her, this force is unknown to her.
Early in the morning in Reedington Sakura woke to the sound of her alarm clock and quickly got dressed and went down the stairs and had her breakfast and then quickly dashed out to school. On her way to school Sakura met her brother’s friend Julian, Julian and Sakura walked to school together; being in different schools which are next to one another has its advantages. The bell rang and Sakura made her way to class, on her way she met another friend, Madison who is a very good friend of Sakura and has also helped her out when she was catching the clow cards. The both of them arrived in class and sat at their places. Soon after they arrived, a boy named Lee came in a sat behind Sakura, Lee is also a card captor and is a very close friend of Sakura (In fact some might say to close). The teacher arrived and took the class list and after he took the list he announced that the class was going on a trip to the local swimming poll for a day out away from school lessons after he made the announcement the whole class start to talk about the pool. The day then past uneventful and Sakura and Lee and Madison went home together, whilst walking home Sakura asked Madison to walk on along the path whilst she and Lee talked together. As they waked Sakura asked Lee if he’d liked to go shopping with her after they had been swimming tomorrow, after a brief silence Lee said he would, after an excited Sakura shouted “Great” they both ran to try and catch up with Madison and continue walking home. The following day Sakura woke early in order to get ready for her school trip to the pool. After she got ready she walked down stairs, had her breakfast and skated of to school and met Madison, the both of them walked to class where everyone was assembling and waiting for the teachers. The teachers eventually arrived and escorted the class to the waiting coaches. The class got onto the coach and set off to wards the pool. When they arrived at the water centre the teacher got off and went inside to get the wristbands for the class, after a brief period the teacher came back with the wristbands and gave them out to the class, after the wristbands where given out the class went in to the building and went to the changing rooms, after changing the class regrouped and they were given the safety rules. After the rules the class separated into groups and went off together. Sakura went off with her friends, Madison, Niki, Rita, Lee, and other friends. After a go on the water slide Sakura and Madison went with their other friends to go and get something to drink, everyone wanted a cream soda, after getting the drinks they all sat down and talked about what they would do next, unknown to Sakura, Kero had hidden in her bag and had gone looking for her, finding her he drink all of her cream soda, after realising what had happened Sakura went to take Kero back to her locker, on the way to the locker the group stopped and heard a loud roaring noise, they ran to the ledge and looked out towards the pool, in the pool Sakura’s friends where also wondering what was happening. Within a mater of seconds they all realised what was happening, a huge wave was making its way towards the group of friends, the group decided to get out of the water, except Rita couldn’t swim very well and started to struggle, as the water level rose rapidly Sakura was eager to try and save her friend. Just as Rita went under her, Madison, Lee, and Sakura saw what they thought they saw a dog like creature floating just above the water line, the creature looked at Rita, roared and ran towards her. Just as it reached Rita’s face it disappeared into thin air. After the creature had disappeared Sakura found a way to use her magic to save Rita, she went down the water slide and used the water card to drop the level of water back to what it was before the wave. After the trip had finished Sakura asked Kero what the creature was. After a brief silence Kero began to tell her about the ancients and the powers they possessed. Sakura then asked what Rita had to do with this. Kero said he didn’t know yet, but one thing’s for sure you’ll have to keep an eye on Rita until I find out he said.
 
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                                          CARDCAPTORS 2a

Introduction
Many, many, many, many, many, years ago there was once an ancient city, this was no ordinary city it had no pluming. This city was a gateway to other turds.
The people of this city lived in harmony with the animals of these worlds, until one day the creatures of these worlds turned against the people of the city, destroying most of the city until an ancient master told the creatures to fuck off. The city was soon rebuilt but the threat of the creatures attacking again would not go away, so many people left the city in search of a safer place to live, most if not all people decided Chernoble woz a nice safe place. Not all of the people left, the master who had saved the city choose to stay behind and guard the stones the city was protecting. The stones where called, the stone of piss, the stone of powder, the stone of wife, and the stone of shag. These stones would give whoever held them the power to rule the turds.

STORY
Present-day
In present day Japan, in the town of Reedington a young girl called Sakura is making her way to shag with her friend Madison, when they ram into a boy named Julian.
This boy was no ordinary boy; he possessed the power to change forms. His first form was 10S, his second was 10P. Hiz Fave Class Woz The Class Wot Tort Him About the book of clownz. Sakura was on ordinary girl either; she possessed magical powders and was able to use the powder of a creation of a man called Clown Reed-dis called the clown cards. These cards had a magic all of there own. Sakura was made card owner when she accidentally stood on them. She was then made master of the cards when she defeated the 21/2 nd guardian of the book of clown. fortunately her adventures didn’t stop there. Now there is a new force challenging her, this force is unknown to her until it sed hi.
Early in the morning in Reedington Sakura woke to the sound of her pet clock and quickly got dressed and fell down the stairs and had her breakfast and conyak and then quickly dashed out to school. On her way to school Sakura met her brother’s boyfriend Julian, Julian and Sakura shaged at school together; being in different schools which are next to one another so they shag through the fence. This has its advantages. The bell rang and Sakura made her way to class, on her way she met another friend, Madison who is very good at pleasing Sakura and has also helped her out when she was catching the clown cards. The both of them arrived in class and sat at their places. Soon after they arrived, a boy named Lee came in and sat on Sakura, Lee is also a "good friend" and is a very close friend of Sakura (In fact some might say to close,This is why Lee is Now Sitting on her). The teacher arrived and told the class to fuck off, then he took the class list. After he took the list he announced that the list had been stolen. Then he said that the class was going on a trip to see the magical swimming poll for a day out away from those fucked up school lessons. After he made the announcement the whole class start to talk about the poll. The day then past uneventful and Sakura and Lee and Madison went home together for a threesome, whilst walking home Sakura asked Madison to walk on along the path whilst she and Lee talked together. As they waked Sakura asked Lee if he’d liked to go with her after they had been swimming tomorrow, after a brief silence Lee said he would, after an excited Sakura squeeled “Great!!!” they both ran to try and catch up with Madison and continue walking home. The following day Sakura woke early in order to get ready for her school trip to the poll. After she got ready she fell down stairs, had her breakfast and conyak, (because she never goes anywhere sober) then skated of to school and met Madison, the both of them walked to class where everyone was assembling and waiting for the teachers. The teachers eventually arrived and escorted the class to the waiting coaches. The class got onto the coach and set off to towards the poll. When they hit the poll at the water centre the teacher got off and went inside to get the wristbands for the class, after a brief period the teacher came back with the wristbands and gave them out to the class, after the wristbands where given out the class went in to the building and went to the changing rooms, after changing the class regrouped and they were given the safety rules. The children tore up the safety rules and told the teacher to go fuck himself. After that the class separated into groups and went with each other. Sakura went with her friends, Madison, Niki, Rita and Lee. After a go on Lee's water slide Sakura and Madison experimented with ice-lollys. Then they went with their other friends to go and get something to drink, everyone wanted a vodka, after getting the drinks they all sat down and talked about what they would shag next, unknown to Sakura, Kero had hidden in her bag and had gone looking for a shag himself, finding her he drank all of her Vodka and fell down ded, after realising what had happened Sakura went to shag Kero in her locker, on the way to the locker the group stopped and heard a loud tearing noise, they ran to the ledge and looked out towards the pool, in the pool Sakura’s friends where also wondering what was happening. Within a mater of seconds they all realised what was happening, a huge wave was making its way towards the group of friends, the group decided to get out of the water, except Rita couldn’t swim very well and started to struggle with Lee Who Woz riping her swimsuit off and Shouting "Get Back Here you cow", as the water level rose rapidly Sakura was eager to try and shag her friend. Just as Rita went under her, Madison, Lee and Sakura saw what they thought woz a dog like creature floating just above the water line, the creature looked like Rita, roared and ran towards her. Just as it reached Rita’s face it disappeared into thin air. Not Rita, the Doggy. After the creature had disappeared Sakura found a way to use her magical tittys to save Rita, she went down the water slide and used the piss card to drop the level of water back to what it was before the wave. After the trip had finished Sakura asked Kero for a good shag and what the creature was. After a brief silence Sakura realized Kero woz ded. Kero began to tell her about the ancients and the powders they possessed. One Powder Kero Mentioned imparticular woz Daz. He also said he was getting tired of their shags, and asks if she can give him a rest. He is after all ded. Sakura then asked what Rita had to do with this. Kero said he didn’t give a toss, but one thing’s for sure you’ll have to keep an eye on Lee until he works out what you ment by fancy a good hard fuck ey?

  THE END for now.

P.S. Kero is ded.