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I am Kosh of Vorlon. Understanding is futile. Comprehension is irrelevant. You will be confused.
I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Truth is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. Your income will be assimilated.
I am Rush Limborg. Liberals are irrelevant. I am correct.
I am Cochlear Corporation of the Borg. All resistance is futile. Deaf Culture is irrelevant. You shall be implanted.
Resistance futile is. Assimilated you will be. - Yoda of Borg
I am Microsoft of Borg. You will be assimilated.
Resistance is futi
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All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. - Woody Allen
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen
Psi-Corps is your friend. Trust the corps. - single frame subliminal message in a Psi-Corp PSA on ISN, the Inter Stellar Network, on the television series Babylon 5.
Bing. It's Gaelic for "Thy turkey's done". - Chandler Bing, Friends
Oh! I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding. - Chandler Bing, Friends
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. - Niels Bohr
So I can begin my new career as a tricorder. - Chief Medical Officer, USS Voyager.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. - Sir Winston Churchill
Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant staring at a pack of dogs. - William Jefferson Clinton, 42nd President of the United States of America
As the water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it, so a wise man adapts himself to circumstances. - Confucius
Confucius says, "Who say I say all the things I say?"
The message is out in the community that if you want to be violent, we'll hit you hard. - Yves Ducharme, mayor of Hull, Quebec
Life is like cycling ... you have to keep going to keep your balance. - Albert Einstein
Is it the winter of our discontent or just an early frost? - Kevin Gilbert
When we reflect on the meaning of love, we see that it is what the summer is to the farmer's year. It brings to harvest all the loveliest flowers of the soul. - Billy Graham
Life is like a box of chocolates. Unless you're careful, your fingers get all gooey. - Forrest Gump, first draft
Life's so simple when you don't know what you're talking about. - Harold, nephew of Red Green
In Lubbock we grew up with two main things. God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex is bad and dirty and nasty and awful and you should save it for the one you love. You wonder why we're all crazy! - Butch Hancock
If you can't find a way, make a way - Hannibal
Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadow - Helen Keller
Use the Fork, Luke! - Obi-wan to Luke Skywalker eating Chunky soup with a spoon
Don't waste your time spreading lies. I'm not even listening - Kid Promise in the song "Groove"
That's not funny sir, but amusing. - Larry King to a caller
Blues isn't about feeling bad... it's about making other people feel bad, and making a few bucks while you're at it! - Bleeding Gums Murphy
I believe in my cosmetics line. There are plenty of charities for the homeless. Isn't it time somebody helped the homely? - Dolly Parton
You know you're in trouble when a lawyer questions your ethics. - Royal Canadian Air Farce
People who read tabloids deserve to be lied to. - Jerry Seinfeld
[Y]ou're describing God, and he ain't in this show. For one thing, we couldn't afford him.... - J. Michael Straczynski, Executive Producer of Babylon 5
Now, if you'll excuse me Captain, I have an appointment with eternity and I don't want to be late. - Dr. Tolian Soran, Star Trek Generations
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. - August Strindburg
I stay driven 'cause there's nowhere to park. I can't shut my eyes-I'm afraid of the dark - Steve Taylor in the song "Jim Morrison's Grave"
What for you bury me in the cold, cold ground? - Taz
Taz hate water! Taz hate water! - Guess
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself. - Mark Twain
I'm a bear of little brain. Big words bother me. - Winnie the Pooh
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. - Anonymous
The higher you soar, the smaller you appear to those who don't fly. - Anonymous
God Is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Ray Charles is God?? - Anonymous
Bad spellers of the world, Untie! - Anonymous
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. - Anonymous
Would you like some cheese with that whine? - Anonymous
CONDOM - (Con-dumb) n, Being dumb enough to be
conned into believing a condom means safe sex
I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's
gone. - Anonymous
The other day I was playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Anonymous
Opinions are like friends, everyone has some no one else likes. - Anonymous
A friend is one who knows who you are, understands where you've been, accepts who you've become and still gently invites you to grow. - Anonymous
The greatest possession you have it the 24 hours right in front of you. - Anonymous
This text is entirely made of the freshest hand picked electrons. - Anonymous
Courage is not the great oak that sees storms come & go...It is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Anonymous
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success! - Anonymous
Those who Dance are thought to be fools by those who hear not the Music - Anonymous
You are only young once, but you can be immature forever. - Anonymous
The Big Bang Theory: "In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded." - Anonymous
Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away and have their shoes. - Anonymous
"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of
money I could have invaded some country."
Clint Eastwood.
"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's
bullshit."
Mel Brooks.
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe
hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their
noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carey.
"The length of a film should be directly related
to the endurance of the human bladder."
Alfred Hitchcock.
"Television has brought back murder into the home
-- where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock.
"I don't know what I would do without Whitelaw.
Everyone should have a Willy."
Margaret Thatcher.
"At every crisis the Kaiser crumpled. In defeat
he fled; in revolution he abdicated; in exile he remarried."
Winston Churchill.
"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks
water when Ronnie speaks."
Robin Williams.
"You can get much further with a kind word and
a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
Al Capone.
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers We are the president."
Hillary Clinton.
"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a
tree."
Spike Milligan.
"I rob banks because that's where the money is."
Willie Sutton.
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts
and minds will follow."
John Wayne.
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having
the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable
for their apparent disinclination to do so."
Douglas Adams.
"I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think
deep thoughts about being unemployed."
Bruce Lee.
"College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing
your pencil."
Ruby Wax.
"An intellectual is someone who has found something
more interesting than sex."
Edgar Wallace.
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker
is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
Winston Churchill.
"Death is one of the few things that can be done
as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with
death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you."
Woody Allen.
"In this world, nothing is certain but death and
taxes."
Benjamin Franklin.
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of
all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."
Albert Einstein.
"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to
be dressed for it."
Woody Allen.
"It's impossible to experience one's death objectively
and still carry a tune."
Woody Allen.