Earth 2003, NORAD’S top secret weapon W.O.P.R is back online and out of control, initiating a global plan to eliminate mankind. W.O.P.R. CPU’s had begun to start up around the globe, building, destroying, and capturing. The people of Earth thought that this rain of terror would never end, until a small resistance group calling themselves ‘FREEDOM’ began attacking W.O.P.R. forces and destroying manufacturing plants. Unfortunately W.O.P.R. had found a way of getting rid of this threat, going back in time W.O.P.R. would send units to kill members of this group of rebellious people starting with the children of this group and anyone who got in the way of the task.

Meanwhile in the year 2002 all over the world W.O.P.R. units where starting to appear. The first of these units appeared in New York City, in central park to be precise. The second wave of units appeared in the center of Paris, right under the Eiffel tower, the third wave in the center of Tokyo, the fourth in Mexico, the fifth in Sydney, and the final wave appeared in Hong Kong. Once the units had reached their locations they began to search for their targets. The units in New York were the first to attack their target,   
 

NOW MY VERSION:
 

Earth 16th of September This year (or so), NORDAD’S top secret weapon D.I.C.K is back online and out of control, initiating a global plan to eliminate contraseption. D.I.C.K.'s CPU’s had begun to start up around the globe, building stuff, destroying stuff, and capturing 'The Pill'. The people of Earth thought that this rain of Viagra would never end, until a small resistance group calling themselves ‘CONDOM’ began attacking D.I.C.K. forces and destroying manufacturing plants. Fortunately D.I.C.K. had found a way of getting rid of this threat, going back in time D.I.C.K. would send units to shag members of this group of rebellious people starting with the children of this group and anyone who got in the way of the task.

Meanwhile in the year 2000 all over the world D.I.C.K. units where starting to appear. The first of these units appeared in New York Shi*ty, in central purk to be precise. The second wave of units appeared in the center of Paris, right under the "Big thing they always go on about"  tower, the third wave in the center of Tokeyo, the fourth in Mecseyco, the fifth in Sidny, and the final wave appeared in Hong Mong. Once the units had reached their locations they began to kill their targets. Soon all the targets were ded. None of the men were complaining though, well not me anyway coz I don't live there and D.I.C.K can't be ars*ed shag*gin' me.